When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Randomize
