There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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