just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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