just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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