Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
we're so committed to being not committed
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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