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go home
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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