I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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