I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Randomize
