Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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