how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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