last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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