Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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