Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Randomize
