talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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