i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You've changed since you got that strap on
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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