We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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