Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
They are going to name an STD after you.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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