thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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