I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I'm really busy with my period
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