He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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