She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Randomize
