Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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