His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
