Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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