I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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