Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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