The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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