Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
my poor anus
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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