imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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