Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Randomize
