So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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