singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Randomize
