I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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