Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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