Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Randomize
