How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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