in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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