1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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