I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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