the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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