I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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