Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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