I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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