You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Randomize
