You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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