I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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