Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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