508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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