lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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