Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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