fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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