What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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