Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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