If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
mondays should just be called national damage control day
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
